It’s Race Weekend and this Great Spectacle celebrates by discussing White Trash With Chainsaws. It’s amazing what people will go through just to open a beer. And EVERY day is Carb Day when you’re a Junk Food Junkie. Tom wanted his Carbs for free via coupon, but is worried that a recent drive-through debate with […]
THE PAUL & TOM SHOW #204
After a SUPER long absence, the boys are back with post-game analysis that you haven’t heard anywhere else. Paul fought the crowds and Tom fought the law. And the law won? RANDOM QUOTES: “Would you lmfao at lmfao?” “You need to be paying for them babies.” “For once in my life i kinda wanted to […]
THE PAUL & TOM SHOW #164
Paul takes a hard line on kids screaming in restaurants, and we find out how Tom passed his first Tantrum Test recently. Tom also invents a new word, and has yet ANOTHER brush with the Law. FOOTNOTE: Feet are back. RANDOM QUOTES: “Fried ice cream and fish tacos?” “You’re a person of basic civility.” “Your […]
THE PAUL & TOM SHOW #163
In honor of the Heat Wave: a special HOT AND STEAMY episode. The story of a naughty couple in a Connersville Indiana pool leads to a discussion of Paul & Tom’s biggest (smallest?) body problems. WARNING: Foot fetish talk is back. The whole nine yards (ten toes?): Talon Toe, Surgical Toe Correction…it’s all there. There […]
THE PAUL & TOM SHOW #81
Tom would really like to practice the Power Of Positive Thinking, but $#!* keeps getting in the way. Literally. He tells a story we can all relate to: a sewage pipe repair interrupted by an Epic White Trash Domestic Disturbance. P&T covered dogs in 80, but puppies pop up today. Tom reveals his Undercover Puppy […]
