THE PAUL & TOM SHOW #193
It’s The Vasectomy Monologues, Part Two. Tom pops some pills, drops some trou, and stops some swelling…eventually. RANDOM QUOTES: “I got fixed…be nice to me.” “Was it a direct deposit into the container?” “You’d think being a Ferrari mechanic would be cool.” TAKE THIS QUICK SURVEY to help an ad agency represent P&T to national […]
THE PAUL & TOM SHOW #173
We discover Paul knows a thing or two about coin-operated television, whether it’s in a Motel 6 in the 70’s or a Greyhound Bus Station in the 80’s. And speaking of Greyhound buses, one of them lost a load of something… from a bull this week. We have team coverage, which spills, if you will, […]
THE PAUL & TOM SHOW #147
Tom blows his first big news cast on The Big One. Enjoy the story. Squirm uncomfortably. Speaking of squirming, Tom is having second thoughts about the vasectomy. Both of the boys have run into trouble during recent Subway trips. There’s nothing uniform about the Separation Of Bread for Tom, and Paul has a 9-Grain problem. […]
THE PAUL & TOM SHOW #125
Royal Wedding Commentary from P&T on #125. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Tom…with a Vasectomy? The boys discuss Paul’s non-traditional wedding. That leads to some talk about pre-marital birth control. For Tom, that means an embarrassing trip to the grocery store. Let’s Go Krogering! Now, his birth control will involve an operation […]