Paul & Tom give in to the public pressure and finally release their birth certificates. The whole deal: weights…hospital names… Still: questions linger. Why did Paul have to get a second certificate? And why doesn’t Tom’s specify the “III”?
Speaking of birth certificates, a fleeting reference to a swapped-baby plot line from “The Dick Van Dyke Show” leads Tom to confess: Van Dyke scared him.
There’s also an extended discussion of why people are pigs. Paul & Tom were both born in a small town, and they’d prefer living in a meth and heroin free small town. With no ciggy butts either, if you’re Tom.
RANDOM QUOTES:
“It’s a society of swine.”
“There are just too many people on the planet.”
“Tell us more about the excess water your wife is suffering from.”
“If I could, I would sit up on the balcony and drop cinder blocks on them.”
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