Tom doesn’t even have a job, but he needs an assistant. He does have an opening now where a bug used to be. Butt of course. Meanwhile, Paul Googles what OTHER objects often walk in through the out door. Also: why TV News causes Cancer, and what do you think most people would be doing if the world suddenly stopped?
Paul has a theory. You only care about people when you know their back-story. Tom has a theory: He will only be cruel to people who deserve it.
RANDOM QUOTES:
“There’s no party they won’t piss on.”
“Are there bunches of flies with no wings on your desk?”
“The process of becoming someone’s relative is fraught with danger.”
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