Paul tries to start the Topic of “pink slime,” but we’re pretty sure it disappears after the first ten seconds. Somehow the Topic changes to Ghostbusters and then William Shatner. It’s sort of like Improv, only without the scoring or singing.
Breaking News: Tom has been experimenting with a different hairstyle! Paul thinks Tom’s trying to reduce the vertical distance of his horse-like face, but Tom’s got collars for that. Bonus: Paul endorses Mitt Romney, at least romantically. Finally: Tom’s Parent Paranoia has finally come true, and it all happened in a bathtub. Eww! Poo!
“Have you gone all emo?”
“Four inches of collar—high.”
“The full bloom of her bride-hood.”
“It does what a girdle did when I was a kid”
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