I never run with scissors, but I do run with ear buds. I am always amused when I catch myself jogging and panting along with a song with heavy breathing. May I recommend a section of “My Sharona?” Or perhaps the one that came up this afternoon, the appropriately named “Harder To Breathe,” by Maroon 5. I was in such perfect breathing sync that it was briefly Maroon 6. I need some songs with groaning for really rough runs. I think the closest you could come would be Barry White tunes, and that’s a different kind of groaning. And you don’t want to race through that, right?
(The best part of this post will be the tags: “running, jogging, panting, groaning.” )