February 21, 2011

Tom wants you to know he’s not really as depressed as he sounded in #94. No thanks to The Wood. A man without a working chainsaw, and an out-of-work man on a moped both figure in today’s Chain Saw Update. It’s starts with a voice mail, and winds its way back through Craig’s List. RANDOM [...]
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December 7, 2010

Welcome to Green Acres. Or Brown Acres by the time Tom is finished Burning Down The House. Oliver Wendell Davis III would like to be manly, but he fears he’s really more like Zsa Zsa Gabor. He explains why it is a Dirty and Disappointing Day. There are more wood woes with the would-be lumberjack. [...]
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