Tom may sound a little funny, but only because he has numb tongue. Sibilance! He’s trying to self-medicate his mouth. He’s actually searched for information on unclogging his own saliva glands. At least he’s not wearing Adult Diapers, not that there’s anything wrong with it. Not to Paul: he defends Depends. The show closes with a Rousing Regis Rant.
BONUS GAME: Count how many times Tom says “gross” in this episode.
RANDOM QUOTES:
“I could see your body attacking itself.”
“You have your psychosomatic throat closing.”
“Look at you. See: you’re always looking at the bright side of things.”
“My Dad was one of the earliest people in my life who stood against Regis Philbin.”
Today’s Show is sponsored by Hare Chevrolet.
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